The Straight-A Students
That one guy (usually Asian) that is always studying after class, before class, heck…even during class. But it pays off because he gets all A’s and lands a full-ride scholarship to MIT. He’s the guy you wish you could be but lack the self-discipline to be.
The Rager
We all know that one guy who somehow manages to go to every single club event, house party, frat party, etc. Yet somehow he manages to not fail out of school. Whats even worse is that he ends up getting a great job right out of school.
The Band Nerd
You know….that one person that’s always headed to band practice. They’re usually busy during football season and you hardly hear from them. But if you get the chance to go to a band party, it’s highly suggested. That crew is wild!
The Burn Out
The guy that’s 29 and graduated seven years ago, but somehow manages to wind up at every college party. Sound familiar? They usually can’t let go of their ‘college years’ and find a way to survive in a college town for as long as possible.
The Gym Rat
You can’t tell if they go to the gym because they realllly like working out or if they just like hitting on other gym-goers. All you know is that they always talk about ‘gains’ and they eat a lot of chicken. It’s always good to have this friend because they will most likely be very successful.
The Entrepreneur
We all know that one guy that spends his entire college career trying to avoid joining the workforce after graduation. He does this by starting his own business (not to be confused with the person that always TALKS about starting a weed farm). He’s the guy you talk to when you want to make some money.
The ‘Sorostitute’
We all know that one girl that’s down for the team (if you know what I’m saying). Another name for this individual is a ‘cleat chaser’, and you can find them near the rich guys. Not all sorority girls are sorostitutes, but all sorostitutes are sorority girls.
The Pre-med Student
I’m willing to bet that 25% of the people you meet in college fall in to this category. They’re always complaining about bio or chem. And they always seem to be studying but really they’re online shopping or talking on the phone.
The Law Student
These people are the real champs. If you get to meet one of these rare folk, you’re lucky. They can give you great legal advice and clarify any questions you have about the law. So if you’re wondering whether or not it’s legal to flip off a cop, ask a law student.
The Weekend Warrior
Many people fall into this category. Working during the week and partying on the weekend, these people live a balanced life. They’re great friends because you can study with them during the week. And then you get to do keg stands with them during the weekend.
The Computer Nerd
This type of person can be found lecturing people on why you need to swap to Linux. Whats worse, they’re probably right. While it can be annoying when you don’t understand half of what they’re saying, they are generally great people. They party harder than you can imagine.
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