Thursday, February 9, 2017

The 6 Most Gratifying Moments Of College



Cramming For An Exam The Night Before And Pwning It


Nothing feels quite as gratifying as cramming for an exam and tearing it a new one. You walk out of the building as you kick the doors out, and everyone around you knows whats up. They know you just pulled a Patriots come-back like no other. Congratulations on being an expert slacker!

Getting A Huge Financial Aid Refund


'Financial Aid Day' is a special day indeed. You finally have enough money to book that spring break trip or buy those concert tickets. If you're lucky you'll have many financial aid days throughout your college career, and be sure to enjoy them!

Finishing A Paper Five Minutes Before It's Due


Ahh, the sun is rising, the birds are chirping, and it's five minutes before your paper is due. You stretch and sip your coffee as you submit your final click....the paper is turned in. After a long and terrible night spent battling many distractions, you come out victorious. You should be proud.

When You're Teacher Asks You A Question During Class And You Guess Correctly


Professors are the best, and they're the worst. For every one good professor, there are five bad ones (that's a fact). One thing many professors like to do is call people out so that they'll pay attention. At some point during college you start becoming a gifted guesser, and it prepares you for this moment. The day you successfully guess your way out of embarrassment is truly a gratifying one.

Finishing Your Last Exam Of The Semester Like A Boss


There's nothing quite like that feeling of walking out of the last exam of the semester knowing you crushed it. You could fail every other exam that semester and it wouldn't diminish the gratification from this. Hell, you probably did fail every other exam because you spent all your time studying for this one. Good job!

Graduating At Some Point Or Another







At some point or another, you actually have to graduate. Then comes the realization that you never have to go to classes, write essays, or starve yourself again. Don't take it too hard, there's always grad school to look forward to.

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